A woman is to a cock like a baby is to a pacifier: they cry, whine, and always want something and sometimes you just have to whip it out and shove it in their mouth to shut them up, and they love it! They could suck on that thing for hours...
Rob was watching the game but his girlfriend, Rachel, was bitching at him for making her fold his laundry again, so he gave her The Pacifier at half time.
by Patrick_the_Rower December 9, 2008
Get the Pacifier mug.Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
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v. the act of being fired or losing one's job because your company is offshoring, see also offwhoring
by Andrew Lee April 14, 2005
Get the pacific rim job mug.by ManLaugh25 June 28, 2011
Get the Pacist mug.The contraction of STDs while in a country, city, town, etc... whose location is in or around Asia or the Pacific Rim.
"I'm going to Singapore for work", said Joe Doe.
"Have fun! Careful with any adult activities though. Don't wanna get Pacific Rimmed!", replied Jane Deer
"Have fun! Careful with any adult activities though. Don't wanna get Pacific Rimmed!", replied Jane Deer
by Imeaannn January 22, 2016
Get the pacific rimmed mug.A Pacience is a friend to multiple but is mindful at times. She is focused on the future ahead. And then there are times when she is evil. She knows how to keep a straight face. And is very double minded.
Person: are you friends with Pacience?
You: yes even though she takes my seat at lunch we are still friends.
Pacience: what did you say??
Both: nothing
Pacience:ok then
You: yes even though she takes my seat at lunch we are still friends.
Pacience: what did you say??
Both: nothing
Pacience:ok then
by You are hidden October 4, 2016
Get the Pacience mug.When you're having sexual intercourse with a pregnant women and the tip of your penis enters the baby's mouth.
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