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Apple Products

Apple products are poor in quality.

In more "Apple-user Friendly" words: They do not last long & are a waste of money that you could be using on more efficient products that will NOT piss you off repeatedly in a matter of seconds because of their horrible manufacturing & overall package.
Only idiots buy Apple Products because once they break or prove their inadequacy, the idiots go back to the store to waste another wad of cash on even more unsuitable technology.
by Windows & Linux User October 18, 2008
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ZZDG Productions

A popular, Youtube video producing group. They specialize in Wii game cheats and reviews as well as tutorials for apple products. They are currently affiliated with ZZDG Studios their secondary youtube channel, CodMaster011, and lastly UltimateCodMaster. They have been known by their siginiture phrases such as: "filmed on a iPhone". They have and continue to make videos to be "seen all over the world".
Person 1: "Hey, we need some Cheats for our Wii".
Person 2: "Well lets check out ZZDG Productions".
by Furger5 March 3, 2011
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weapons of mass production

"They are in possessions of weapons of mass production..."
by tinkerbelll May 22, 2004
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Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.
Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.
by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010
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on the produce aisle

in a persistent vegetative state
Terry was on the produce aisle
by trikmc June 17, 2006
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productability

The ability of a product or the capability to preform an operation.
When I threw a fork at gln, his productability for eating increased.
by Good Milk Darren March 15, 2008
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profuctive

having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance
Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".
by poser1212 November 12, 2010
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