Plantpot Drunk

Getting so drunk, you decide to raid peoples' front Gardens for their plant bots or bird feeders and stumble down the road with them, inevitably dropping and smashing said object.

Jake - "man i was smashed last night, why is my coat covered in mud?"

Claire - "you don't remember? You were blatantly Plantpot Drunk mate"

Jake - "ah no way, my foreheads sore too"

Martyn - "yeah you walking into a lampost"

by Chubbyjake February 17, 2010

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

planteriumnerfic

the plot of plants to take over the world; someone working with plants to take over the world

The gardener a planteriumnerfic, he hates his own kind.

by infomercial April 22, 2011

plant barbs

plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.

plant barbs forgot her key again.

by fliss1988 October 14, 2011

Planting Bulbs

The stuffing of one's testicles into the anus of another.

I was planting bulbs with your mom last night.

by Placebo Nightingale September 21, 2012

Plant II Instruction Manual

A detailed instruction and guide for various operations at Plant II. Its intent is to apply LEAN manufacturing concepts and initiatives. While never used, this document consumed hundreds of hours of preparation time. It's true benefit to cost ratio still remains unknown.

"Hey Aaron, let's go to Plant II and see how things are going with the Plant II instruction manual." "Sounds good Carl, but before we go check that out let's go get some breakfast at McDonald's and see who we can catch cheating on their 10 minute break by going to the gas station for coffee."

by Digital Dan September 11, 2012

plantreeshrub

A person who likes the rain.

She said she likes the rain. She is such a plantreeshrub.

by iamnotdylan May 25, 2014