Harry Potter Syndrome

Harry Potter Syndrome (or HPS) is the phenononom when you begin to read a book (usually Harry Potter but also another interesting novel) around 11 pm. After reading a satisfying amount, you decide to go to bed. You look at your clock and realize it is now about 4 am.

John pulls into the office an hour late, with sleepy eyes.
John: Sorry guys, I got Harry Potter Syndrome last night.
Eduardo: *snicker* *snicker* Dork...
John: I guess... but Cedric died D:
Victor (who has been sitting in the corner this whole time): SHIT! THE MUGGLES KNOW!!!

by Ass Kicka November 14, 2011

your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007

Hairy Potter

A hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.

Jeff is such a Hairy Potter. He reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. Bastard!

by Cynthia Potter August 13, 2003

pattern

' Im going to start chatting to her and eventually she'll be all over man "

Gerald: Oi she's buff go move to her
Simon: yeah i'm gonna pattern her still

by John Koroma March 12, 2017

Hairy Potter

an intimate region thoroughly covered in hair.

"I heard she has a really hairy potter"

by absquatch September 16, 2003

Harry Potter

Actually, a really good series of books by J.K. Rowling.
Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot.
Harry Potter is better for younger people.

The five books out now are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

There are two more books left to come.

My cousin is obsessed with Harry Potter, she actually makes out with his picture >gag<

by Loki July 25, 2003

The Potter

The place where one spends 95% of your time when enrolled in a University of Melbourne Arts Degree.

Hey there Stephanie Hyphen-Surname, we've got our" Wanky Politics and General Disillusionment" lecture in 10 minutes!

Ok I'll meet you at The Potter.

by kavdog September 12, 2010