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pencil whores

The people that you lend a pencil and they say "Ill give it back to you at the end of class", and they never do. (those bitches)
"Pencil whore: Hey can i borrow a pencil?" You:Sure. Pencil whore: Thanks! ill give it back to you after class! -Pencil whore walks out of class with your pencil- You: These pencil whores aint loyal
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Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!
Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!
by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007
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pencil pusher

a pencil pusher is a gaymo who packs ze shizit
At a group meeting "Hi my name is ray and i'm a Stoner" ::goes around the circle:: "Hi my name is Mark and i'm a pencil pusher"
by Zee Assman April 19, 2005
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pencil job

a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.
WOW this colormatch sucks!!! Must be a pencil job!
by inkgirl September 5, 2009
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Pencil sharpener

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina
Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener
by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017
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pencil lead

a word in a song(not to be confussed with pencil lead used in a macanical pencil)
i saw penutbutter in a penutbutter jar
and its soooooo creammmmyyyyy

ooooooo....pencil leadddd......:)
(dont forget to smile)
by Victoria(look it up), Jessica December 17, 2008
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Pencil Pushers

Guys who can't fucking rap, have bad flow, and sound like shit. They, claim to make music, but are really just some kids who make bullshit..
These guys on myspace, they write shit. They call themselves pencil pushers, but they aren't pushing shit.
by JLynn. June 17, 2009
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