A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard
"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"
"Its a beard!"
"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
"Its a beard!"
"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
by MrsDLT January 3, 2016
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Someone who is attracted to children. They may or may not engage in sexual activity with underage children.
Someone who is attracted to children. They may or may not engage in sexual activity with underage children.
by Br*tneyB*tch March 26, 2019
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by The lonely guy June 3, 2019
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That ped (pedestrian) of the soil is a total pedo man because he walks in the soil while passing gas. Not to be confused with a pedophile. They wear shoes. And fart inside.
by BeStill December 4, 2019
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Old man: The fuck you just call me you little Shit?!?!
Old man: The fuck you just call me you little Shit?!?!
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