Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher July 26, 2016

lwe ka paw

lwe ka paws are awesome

“have you ever met a lwe ka paw?”
“no”
“kill urself”

by stan nayeon December 10, 2021

Paws in the Gash

When a man sticks his fingers inside a womens cavity

Hey DJ did Trevor stick his paws in the gash

by Jaysean Derullo March 11, 2011

Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

Bear paw

A vagina that's twice as wide as a camel toe and moose knuckle combined. Yuck!!!

Oh my god look at the size of that bear paw! That's nasty bro!

by Giovanni 27 March 17, 2016