Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher July 26, 2016

Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.

Paw Paw for Jesus!

by annmartina May 7, 2024

Sticky-paws

When tape is placed uner the paws of cat for the amusement of humans.

Mr.Whiskers: "What's with the funny walk?"

Mittens: "Damn humans and their sticky-paws!!!"

by mathraptor July 23, 2009

bitch paws

A man’s hands that are soft and appear to have never been used for work. Usually small hands too.

When Brad showed the offer to his customers, they quickly noticed his soft bitch paws.

by Sith Rabbit November 30, 2020

South Paw

this is really suppose to be Soft Paw... someone fighting with their weak hand and not dominant hand. soft and south sound alike and that's what they made out south paw. which really dishonor the king of the north where this comes from and we not talking about anything on tv. don't forget everything on tv and movies get their stories from real life. so basically this guy did so much damage with his weak hand which is his left hand and he is right handed. trying to take it easily on the guy and still really hurt him. so now everyone is scared of the thought of getting hit by his strong right hand when the weak left hand soft paw they made up crack this person jaw. i know he won't like the name soft paw, and not south paw for two reasons now legend says.

i hear a lot of boxers say they won't ever fight a south paw but won't explain why.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Paw sow cow

A call of duty gamer tag of a retarded 2years old

Paw sow cow:
Extremely retarded kid who uses dam words as names in online video games

Good to hear from people who watched the video and I will be at the meeting tonight but if you want

by Nathan Nero April 16, 2021

lwe ka paw

lwe ka paws are awesome

“have you ever met a lwe ka paw?”
“no”
“kill urself”

by stan nayeon December 10, 2021