Did you hear about that guy in Armored, PattonDrew? I heard he mass killed MP and forced Manthisisalongname to drink his Dong Water. What a legend.
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Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009
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(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
by The Silly Human February 22, 2011
Get the Patron strain of the Mexican flu mug.A fear of being attacked by or having one's attack countered by a Patronus. Symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing Bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the EXPECT yelled loudly.
Griffendor student: yo, WTF is wrong with that RavenClaw?
Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.
Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.
by Cephklok June 11, 2011
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by elputoamo March 16, 2015
Get the Patronely mug.When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"
When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.
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