the biggest asshole you will ever meet. probably cheats on every girl they meet, a hockey or track boy and doesn’t know they lost the most important person in their life.
by lyla is beautiful April 18, 2020
Get the owenmug. He’s a Fortnite Gammer. The most white trash bratty kid you’ll see. He likes to insult people acting all tough behind a monitor but when you’ll see him in person he’ll fold like when Oprah sits down on a wooden chair. He ain’t a girl, but his penis isn’t big enough to make him a guy. He will tell you to kill yourself if he ever feels insulted and if you get on his bad side, he might throw a stick at you. He disrespects his parents and treats them like property. He also disrespects woman and other cultures. Never go out to lunch with him, he’ll sneeze all over the food, maybe even if he wants to cum in the nachos with his nasty pre-pubescent essences. He’s so bad at sports that he has to play soccer and call it a real sport. He so is inaccurate that if he was Lee Harvey Oswald (the person that shot jfk) JFK WOULD HABE BEEN AROUND TO SEE THE MOON LANDING. Never, never be friends with Owen.
Dickwipe 1; yo, did you hear Owen hit his mom with a slipper
Dickwipe 2; yea, he also got suspended for going into the girls locker room, pervert
Dickwipe 2; yea, he also got suspended for going into the girls locker room, pervert
by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019
Get the Owenmug. by Professional Owner Hater May 9, 2019
Get the Owenmug. Someone who’s too much of a pussy to try to have friends
A faggot who is too scared to come out of the closet even though his voice gives it away
A faggot who is too scared to come out of the closet even though his voice gives it away
by LordOfBigBoys69 June 12, 2018
Get the Owenmug. by Big big 2 April 29, 2020
Get the Owen O'Reillymug. A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"
by allthenamesarealreadytaken72 October 8, 2018
Get the Owen Wilsonmug. A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020
Get the Owen Statementmug.