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What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.
We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.
by Brad April 11, 2005
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optigoo

The gooey substance found in the corner of your eyes when you wake up in the morning.
Go brush your teeth and wash the optigoo out of your eyes!
by lad October 29, 2003
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Optimus Sub-Prime

A description used for someone who may look like a big throbbing red fire truck with a blue head, but is infact a souless mechanical failure who wasn't constructed to gods true design. Sub prime. To qualify he/she must be a dancelexic and regularly attend Alaskan Spear thrower classes.
1. "Look at Optimus Sub-Prime, he's having a fit on the dancefloor again. Theres something not quite right in that boy".

2. "Watch Out, Optimus Sub-Prime is about to throw his spear!
by gaztopfunkatronopolus January 9, 2009
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Optimism

Maybe I suffer from optimism, but I like my chances of getting some anilingus tonight, so I am going to shave my asshole.
by aldo funstigato April 12, 2013
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Cynically optimistic

When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.
Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.
by Sanityfan November 29, 2015
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option

When a guy is banging some chick from behind, then he pitches her back to a friend, who then takes it to the house.
Last night, my buddy and I ran the option on your mom.
by Jen Hasel April 3, 2008
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optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."
i totally optimus socked russell last night.
by thedragondoes August 14, 2007
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