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optical rectosis

The condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a shitty outlook.
Recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.
by NoQuarter July 20, 2006
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Optimo General

A person who leads a group of outstanding people towards a great cause. i.e. napoleon, george washington.
That boy Big Ram is tha Optimo General
by Big Ram August 20, 2006
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optimism opium

the opposite of pessimism porn.
meaning people who rather believe in the fairy tales that the outside forces(ie such as God or the gov't) will keep supporting you and you can continue to be ignorant of current consequences.
economy is down the toilet, I still see enough optimism opium addicts.
by wayx3 April 22, 2009
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fiber optics

a trippy optical effect by which a bright light is shined through a tanslucent spinning plate with scattered color tinting wich reflects the light through a series tiny hollow tubes emitting strobe light like effects at the ends of the tubes. Tiny changing lights used in decorations and christmas trees.
Holy shit, those are some trippy fiber optics.

I have to get that decoration with the fiber optics or i'll run over the neighbor's cat in spite.
by B+ November 29, 2003
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Black Tie Optional

BLACK TIE

Black tie is a dress code for evening events and social functions. For men, the main component of a black tie outfit is a single or double-breasted jacket known as a dinner jacket (in the Commonwealth) or tuxedo (mainly in the United States) along with a black silk bow tie.

BLACK TIE OPTIONAL

Black tie optional is a term created to allow guests to choose whether to wear the formal clothes described above or to add a bit more humanity to their choice of attire. However, it is not an open invitation to dress in whatever a person wants. Proper dressy attire (black or midnight blue suit, not a sport coat) is indeed still necessary. 

At black tie optional events it is common for men to forgo bow ties, opting instead for a single-colored straight tie. Ties with any form of art on them are still considered strictly innappropriate. The only exception in the known universe to this "Tie Rule" was instituted in 1921 by Edward VIII, Prince of Wales (later Duke of Windsor.) Edward deemed it proper for a man to wear a tie emblazoned with the logo of The Ohio State University at any event, including state functions. No other logos or artwork were permissible. Indeed, those attempting to wear a University of Michigan tie at Edward's Coronation Ball in 1936 were tarred, feathered, and forcibly removed from the event by Grenadier Guards. To this day, this Ohio State exemption remains the only acceptable alternative to a solid-colored tie.
Man #1: "I can't believe he tried to come to a black tie optional affair wearing a Notre Dame tie with his suit."

Man #2: "I know, talk about tacky. Everyone knows the only exception of the Tie Rule is made for Ohio State. I mean come on dude, get with the program!"
by Sartorial Sam September 9, 2011
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Optical Abuse

When a person givees you the dirtiest, most abusive looks or facial gestures.
e.g. when people see a Hijabi , a man sporting a thick beard or a woman wearing Niqab walking down the street

Sumaiya: "Halimah look!"
Halima: "What?"
Sumaiyah: "That woman just gave you optical abuse."
by Milly E July 6, 2011
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Option 6

(n): Option 6 is when an individual procures a sample of the zombie virus then introduces it to a population center, effectively causing the zombie apocalypse. Whenever an individual is faced with a difficult decision (such as which college they should enroll in) and is unable to choose any of their options for the situation, they may instead choose Option 6. Since the zombie apocalypse has begun, they will no longer have to make a choice.
"Harvard or Yale?...Harvard or Yale?...Eh, fuck it. Time for Option 6!"
by Zombie Survival Expert September 6, 2011
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