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double ontondra

n. referring to a person's name - usually their given name but possibly also their family name or stage name - that seems to be either a mispelling of another word or a homonym, to humorous effect
n. a mocking term for any name that seems to be "completely made up," or which is so far out of the mainstream as to be funny
n. a phrase used to point out someone else's misspelling, misapplication of a phrase or term, or literal or verbal slip-up
Winona and Bubba named their daughter Ontondra, after hearing someone use the term "double entendre," and thinking that it meant "a really smart thing to say." Her name was a mild double ontondra.

When Cece Peniston came on the television show, Beavis said, "I wonder if she wants to SEE SEE my PENIS-ton? Heh heh." She had an outrageous double ontondra.

How can parents give their children names that cause them such torment? Ada Dick was married to Harry Butts. Each of whom endured years of teasing for their double ontondra.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
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Windsor, Ontario

Windsor Ontario well be the worst city in the world according to all of the other contributors, but let's face it, we still aren't fucking Americans.

As for the University of Windsor being considered the worst University, let's face it, it was in MacLeans, the National Inquirer of Canadian magazines. As for being the worst, considering education is standardized, it really doesn't matter. It still beats an education in the United States.
Person 1: Did you read this year's MacLeans University Ranking issue?

Person 2: Yes, I saw it was on the page after the article on Stephen Harper not being born in Canada, but being born in Kenya and is Muslim.

Person 1: I don't know about the Kenya or Muslim claim, but Harper is certainly a douchebag. Thank God he wasn't born in Windsor, Ontario!
by Thank God I'm Not A Yank July 1, 2012
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Arthur Ontario

That dirty little town,, close to mount forest. This town is where there are loads of whores, and the best plase to eat at is a chinese place. If you want drugs go to arthur. Arthur is not a tourist destination spot. Arthur is the whore destination spot. Ohh yeaahhh. You will know your in arthur when you smell that distingt smell of cow menoure and rotting corpses.
Heyy whats that smell

Ohh we must be in Arthur Ontario :( ...
by DobtfulIlikeAuther October 14, 2011
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paris ontario

breeding ground for crips. mad gangstas in the area. youve been warned!
yo that paris ontario be mad crazy into gang associations and whatnot
by noone22 July 4, 2011
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ONTE

A VERY DEROGATORY term for any complex celled organism. If someone calls you an ONTE (pronounced like own with a t at the end), slap 'em!
"I hate you, you fucking ONTE!"
by Cormac S May 19, 2007
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Onterrible

What people who aren't from Ontario call it. Mostly caused by extreme jealousy from other provinces who wish they were Ontario.

Ontario has tons of great lakes, cottage country, beer and hot women. The rest has shitty praries, freezing cold winters, and economies based on fossil fuels that will run out in about 5-10 years and put them back in the toilet where they used to be.
"Hey Steve, you going home for Christmas?" "Yeah, I'm flying back to Onterrible"
by A-Ron Vanderpoop February 24, 2010
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ontas

the mexican version of a booty call from a fuckboy
A mexican Fan: Ontas baby? i pay you the uber
by JohnTargaryenIIII April 17, 2019
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