the octopus

A method of masturbation, where the male somewhat violently lifts his hands from beneath his penis, upwards towards his head in a flailing motion. The idea is to simulate an octopus flailing its tentacles, while stimulating the penis.

James was doing the octopus when his mom walked in to the room.

by Rory O'Hooligan October 30, 2007

Octopussy

a party of the PUSSY that looks like angela thorntons face !!

Her octopussy was very disturbing.

by kT biSCh January 28, 2005

octopussed

V. (Past tense) - the act of octopussing a person or thing;

Wow, I can't believe you just octopussed that kid in the face

by NicLydon September 22, 2009

German Octopus

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.

I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.

by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017

land octopus

A really sexy spider

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?

by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019

octopussin'

Used to describe a woman who is not attractive; not bangable

That bitch was octopussin', man.
I guess her body was hot but her face was just octopussin'.
Fuckin' octopussin'.

by 김일성 September 6, 2011

the octopus tree

WARNING!!!: tHiS iS nOt AbOuT tHe "PaCiFiC nOrThWeStErN tReE oCtOpUs"

ok now that we have THAT out of the way:
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓅𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈!!!!!!!!!

ok so basically, there's a tree, and a guy named Ken Malone made a song about it that αႦʂσʅυƚҽʅყ ႦOρS!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!

I can't put in a link butttttt, just search up "The Octopus Tree" on yuotube and it's by Ken Malone. It's the first one, I think.

pls can we have an F in the chat for our boy toemas?
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stoopid idiot: oMg i lOvE tHe BeAcH bc of the pAlM tReEEEEEEEEEEEEs

me, an intellectual: U STOOPIDDDD. the octopus tree is much bester.

by im the drummah roger taylah April 18, 2019