the biggest asshole you will ever meet. probably cheats on every girl they meet, a hockey or track boy and doesn’t know they lost the most important person in their life.
by lyla is beautiful April 18, 2020
Get the owenmug. Someone who’s too much of a pussy to try to have friends
A faggot who is too scared to come out of the closet even though his voice gives it away
A faggot who is too scared to come out of the closet even though his voice gives it away
by LordOfBigBoys69 June 12, 2018
Get the Owenmug. by Professional Owner Hater May 9, 2019
Get the Owenmug. by Big big 2 April 29, 2020
Get the Owen O'Reillymug. A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"
by allthenamesarealreadytaken72 October 8, 2018
Get the Owen Wilsonmug. A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020
Get the Owen Statementmug. 1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
by ......................................... April 26, 2008
Get the clive owenmug.