The office at a college or university maintained by the institution to help students deal with technical problems with their computers.
Annie's Mac wasn't working right when she booted it, so she took it to the geek office and they fixed it for her.
by Leslie Doppler Hammond February 23, 2008
When not used in the literal sense (that is, to refer to an actual officer of the court), to mean someone who is a mediator between two or more people.
by jameseb89 May 26, 2017
A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.
Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
by Conwell_Laypang September 05, 2022
The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.
Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.
by Duece79 October 18, 2017
Verb - Passive Tense
(Note: The active tense version of this is simply Office Space)
Used when someone destroys a piece of (usually outdated) technology for reasons of utter frustrations of trying to get said piece of technology to work.
Made famous in the movie Office Space where three main characters from the movie take their printer, which would constantly display "paper jam" when none could be found, constantly roll paper back and forth between rollers, and display the infamous command PC LOAD LETTER, into an empty field and proceeded to break said printer to pieces with baseball bats.
(Note: The active tense version of this is simply Office Space)
Used when someone destroys a piece of (usually outdated) technology for reasons of utter frustrations of trying to get said piece of technology to work.
Made famous in the movie Office Space where three main characters from the movie take their printer, which would constantly display "paper jam" when none could be found, constantly roll paper back and forth between rollers, and display the infamous command PC LOAD LETTER, into an empty field and proceeded to break said printer to pieces with baseball bats.
by DarkenPsycho December 15, 2009
sharing a cubicle, going to the bathroom together, smoking together, and going to lunch together.
"john and bob are always hanging out together. its like their office married."
"john and bob are always hanging out together. its like their office married."
by johnandbob October 22, 2009