Offenced

If someone said somethig to hurt you or did sumin to hurt you, you'd be like.. offenced.. init (anover word for it is offended)..

Like If Some One Sed To You..
Person A:YOU IDIOT!! THATS NOT IT.. GOSH!!
Person B:UGHH.. Im So Offenced!! Y Did U Say Dat Man..

Or Example B:
Person A: Whats Wrong Wiv You R u Stupid Or Sumtin!!??!
Person B: What Do You Mean Im Stupid.. IDIOT! Youve Offenced Me Bruv!

by Xmcyxx November 15, 2009

Repeat offender.

When you've previously slept with someone and then years later sleep with them again. In this case they don't count as a new lover so your number never goes up.

"Last night I accidentally hooked up with a repeat offender. I hope he doesn't call again."

by Lola XXX February 5, 2009

Gender-offended

The affronted emotion one experiences when one is mistakenly labeled as someone of the opposite sex.

Bob: "Alright, guys! Let's go!"
Melissa: "Excuse me! Do I LOOK like a guy to you? No, don't answer that. I feel so gender-offended..."

by Death of Marat June 20, 2011

Offendrage

To be offended by something and outrage against it in order to stop it

"These Yo Mama So Fat jokes are not funny! They are racist, misogynist, sexist and in bad taste! I'm so angry I will offendrage outside that TV Studio so they won't carry it!"

by BombayAddict February 4, 2013

Offensive

Something pussies on the internet call everything nowadays.

-There are only 2 genders
-OMG That's offensive!

-We don't care...

by vladdd December 7, 2020

text offender

Someone who misuses text messaging.

Texting many one or two word messages.
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"

by witchy-pooh April 3, 2009

text offender

An older pervert, who tries to stalk an flirt with girls, or possibly guys, through texting.

"I was walking next to a text offender earlier"
"Yesterday, I was being stalked by a text offender"

by Brandon Broussard from LA October 23, 2009