non-friend

A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.

Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.

by J.H.M April 22, 2021

non-tubber

A person who is averse to personal hygiene. Specifically, someone who doesn't use a bath tub/seems afraid of water.

Look at him, he's a non-tubber! Not even the dogs will go near him!

by Summers May 13, 2005

non-unique

Takes out the DA or provides uniqueness for your L/T.

1. N/U - Kerry will win by 3 electoral votes.
x. CNN 10-27-04

by The Floating PIC October 25, 2004

Non-zest

1. Lacking flavor or zest; not tasty; insipid.
2. One who lacks Zest.

"He is such a non-zest--all his conversation is completely draining the life from me."

by Zesties November 22, 2004

non-conformity

Not conforming. Usually done in large groups therefore it isn't really non-conformity, it is conformity. Kinda' like anarchy.

Conforming kid: 'Lets do this thing that everyone else that we talk to does.'
Non-conforming kid: 'Lets go do this thing that only other non-corming kids do.'

Make since? I'm not ranting about kids that conform or try not to conform, but I'm just saying non-conformity can never be established.. EVER!

by Forgetfulkid.North of the Equator December 9, 2008

Non negotiable

Something an annoying PE teacher says.

I can’t stick this up my ass.
PE teacher: but that’s non negotiable to keep it outside your colon.

by Rheumatism December 17, 2019

non-existing

This definition is non-existing.

"Wow, this definition is non-existing"

by gimme the money May 11, 2016