muddy nightmare

Using a fresh shit as a dildo on a woman

The man gave that girl a muddy nightmare

by Trungeldore November 9, 2014

plumber's nightmare

A worst case situation for a plumber, on a job with no tea, coffee or biscuits supplied by an unthinking householder.

Fuck these people, no tea all day it's a plumber's nightmare, I will go and piss in their water tank.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

your best nightmare

Your sexual beast of the night ;)

Charlie Fizzz is my BEST NIGHTMARE ;)She'll be your best nightmare to, Georgio ;)

by Rebeccyy January 16, 2009

Endless Nightmares

Farside Blues Admin

Endless Nightmares > j00

by tranmerefan October 6, 2003

Pipe Nightmare

An evil but seemingly impossible scheme.

Mein Fuhrer! Dis Holocaust ist becoming a Pipe Nightmare! Ve cant pozzibly eliminate all ze Juden! Ve culd poison ze money zo, ja? Zat vil verk.

by nigerplease August 21, 2008

New York Nightmare

Occurs when a black male causes problems between a couple white males at an NYC club. They take it outside, a fight starts where the black male gets beat down by the white males. The black male is then tied to a tree and has his mouth duct taped. Shortly after, one of the white males returns with a 20 piece bucket of Colonel Sanders finest KFC chicken, eat the entire bucket infront of the black male and then shove the bones up his ass.

Guy 1: Last night was unreal, what happened to your buddy again?

Guy 2: he got his ass kicked by these guys and they gave him the New York Nightmare

Guy 1: well i guess hell never eat KFC again

by anonymous2838280 September 1, 2012

your worst nightmare

for a female: receiving a load the size of a Peter North 8 roper on the face, with a majority of it finding its way into the eye.

Felicia: What did you do last night?
Rachel: Steve came over, it was fine up until the end. I couldn't sleep after, look how bloodshot my eyes are.
Felicia: Wow, that must be your worst nightmare.

by B Smes October 27, 2008