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When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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Nigel

someone that is freakishly weird and is a loner (this word exactly describes Mr Magson)
by ana oop September 17, 2019
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Nigel is such an amazing person. He is "Six feet tall and super strong" (GUY.exe reference 😏). He acts smart but really isn't, knows a lot of general knowledge though. He's athletic too. He also gives millenial energy. 😭
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."
by FriedWaterIsBae March 1, 2022
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(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo
A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.
by Lnmb January 6, 2019
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Nigel is a cool, young urban explorer. He loves to explore tunnels and abandoned houses.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024
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The name of a handsome boy, who is easy to talk to and likes to joke around.

A Nigel may act nonchalant but deep down is quite chalant and has many feelings.
Why is Nigel so nonchalant??
by DDdreadhead August 7, 2025
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