nayson

Goodlook studsly iranian, people call him bengali because their jealous, but really he's the Shah and pinacle of goodlooking.

PHHWWAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH isn't Nayson stunning

by Bengali Mc August 24, 2004

Nelson Manbrella

English rhyming slang for umbrella.

It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.

by Jimladen22 November 9, 2007

Nelson middle school

filled with hella asians but the only relevant onez are rida manu sahej om and aryan everyone likes titus and ava . they sports teams are okay but tha school filled with hella drama and it’s very irrev like nothin compared to griffin or pearson. 👀

Ew nelson middle school 🤢

by ih8everyone18 May 24, 2020

[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan October 17, 2008

half nelson

sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.

I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.

by James June 17, 2006

Nelsonized

A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.

*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.

by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011

nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011