new york city

a great fucking place. Biggest city in America. One of the fashion capitals. Famous for great resturants. I was born in Manhattan but now I live in Jersey. Has five boroughs. Manhattan = What ppl call the city, cool as fuck. Brooklyn = Lots of swagger known for rappers. Bronx = Famous for Yankees and rappers. Queens = cool as hell, and the Mets. Staten Island = beaches.

I got love for jersey man but New York City is fuckin amazing. I LOVE NYFUCKINGCITY.

new york city by jersey kid December 24, 2007

New York Taxi 

A veteran prostitute; one who has had more rides and mileage than anyone else and knows their way around

I rode a New York Taxi today.

New York Taxi by Jonesys July 28, 2004

New York Islanders 

1. A once hockey dynasty, who now blows. The all mighty Islanders are so magnificent that they lost to the Rangers 6, count em, 6 times this past season. 2. A team run by a complete and total idiot Mike Milbury and a person who gives out free eggroles after each win. 3. The only team stupid enough to give up Zdeno Chara and Jason Spezza for Alex Ca$hin. Also lost players such as Bertuzzi, Luongo, Pallfy. see also, Fishsticks, annoying, unlikeable, Satan.

Hm, the Islanders ram dogs in the butt.

New York Islanders by rangerfriek21 June 10, 2004

new york giraffe 

when a man and woman fit into one pair of pants and have anal sex.

"hey hunny, you wanna do a new york giraffe"
"Of course dear. But where are we going to find a pair of pants that big"

new york giraffe by doochpedro January 3, 2009

New York Islanders 

1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.

2. The New York Mets of hockey.

3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.

4. The NHL's official farm team.

1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.

2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.

3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?

4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"

New York Islanders by DiPietrosHipGroin December 18, 2008

New York NES 

When sex isn't working as well anymore...you take your penis out, blow on it and stick it back in.

I love giving girls the ol' New York NES

New York NES by Clotuscreature July 18, 2009

New York Yankee Workshop 

a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)

Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!

New York Yankee Workshop by Matt OC April 25, 2010