thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.

My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.

by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025

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Get the thread the needlemug.

Needle

Noun
A small ass joint

"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."

by AlainaDeena September 2, 2017

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Get the Needlemug.

Hay in the Needle Stack

The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.

"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"

by The_Epicness9000 March 17, 2024

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Get the Hay in the Needle Stackmug.

On the Needle

To be addicted to a chemical substance that is consumed via intravenous injection.

"Hey man, you hear about T'Rone's ex girlfriend?"

"You mean that bitch he made up a definition for her name on Urban Dictionay say her name mean a girl that sweet and smart and beautiful and we told him he a fool cuz that bitch a ho?"

"Yeah that the one. She dead"

"HAHA, nice! How she die?"

"Shit, that bitch was on the needle man. She OD in a shitty motel out on Seventh Street and the said homeless dudes was bustin they nut up in that dead shit."

by Drunken Horde July 30, 2016

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