Nature Snob

Someone that dresses like they are going camping, but isn't leaving the suburbs anytime soon. Nature snobs are typically found stalking shoppers in sporting good retail outlets, telling embellised nature stories to impress other nature snobs.

Nature Snob; "I climbed Mt. Shasta in under 2 hours while wearing these $200 over priced name brand hiking boots. Yeah, I'm totally outdoorsy."

by Nopseudonympho69 May 30, 2011

natural selfielection

A category of fatality invoked during, and due to, the self-taking of a photograph. Like a 'Darwin Award' recipient, but a true event.

Did you hear about the couple's fatal fall in Yosemite National Park while taking a cliff edge photo in October 2018? Just another case of natural selfielection.

by Bachelor boB October 31, 2018

nature blow

Blowing snot out of one nostril by plugging the other nostril and sharply exhaling.

"Ew, they just showed a closeup of Madison Bumgarner executing a nature blow."

by davism70 October 22, 2014

Natural Mall

A mall which sells natural things and is in a natural environment. Pretty much the best place in the world.

"Look at this stick I just bought at the natural mall."
"Nicee. I want one."
"Let's go back."

by Cerita February 7, 2010

primal nature

Primal nature is a nature to where you have the killer instincts to survive.

The man jumped on the back of the bear and stabbed it in the neck as if he had tapped into his hidden primal nature.

by CraftKongs July 21, 2016

nature tapes

mostly just swears but still good

guy: nature tapes
other guy: it made my muscles involintarily flex

by human i think February 3, 2023

motherfucking nature

The sex act of when you put your dick in ground and a worm gets in your urethira and you nut so hard you force it out with your jizz

I was motherfucking nature so hard last night that the worn died

by Re kuk bucket September 27, 2017