an absolute retard who spends most or all of his time on a netgame or forum, acting dumb and irrational.
Occasionally confused with "newb" which is a person who is new to a game, a noob/n00b/nub/nubz0r may be very familiar with said game, but because of his total lack of an IQ still suckx and refuses to admit so.
Noobs may also continuously spam or annoy people with their idiotic nerdspeak "1337 or n00bish" thus leading them to be banned, squelched, or ignored entirely.
Many noobs also lack friends, people who care about them, the ability to speak normally, and a life in general.
Occasionally confused with "newb" which is a person who is new to a game, a noob/n00b/nub/nubz0r may be very familiar with said game, but because of his total lack of an IQ still suckx and refuses to admit so.
Noobs may also continuously spam or annoy people with their idiotic nerdspeak "1337 or n00bish" thus leading them to be banned, squelched, or ignored entirely.
Many noobs also lack friends, people who care about them, the ability to speak normally, and a life in general.
noob: LAWLAWLAWLAWL I PWN JOO!!!!!1!!!1111ONE!!
person: do everyone a favour and stop breathing
(look up elementalkirby on youtube, primary example of noob)
person: do everyone a favour and stop breathing
(look up elementalkirby on youtube, primary example of noob)
by kingofcupcakes September 01, 2007
A common word refering to new players on video games, online websites, ect; generally used by people that eat balled cheetos and whack off to World of Warcraft.
(Two guys playing W.O.W.)
Guy 2: "Alright! We just pwned that dragon mate"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah! Hey. I'll brb. I'm gonna get some cheetos"
Guy 2: "....Noob"
Guy 2: "Alright! We just pwned that dragon mate"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah! Hey. I'll brb. I'm gonna get some cheetos"
Guy 2: "....Noob"
by J.A.T & A.J.P November 09, 2009
Noob is a word meaning lack of experience.
Noobs often go by the name kelly.
They also like to say anal alot.
Noobs often go by the name kelly.
They also like to say anal alot.
by lolz2286 November 14, 2007
On counter-strike when some1's score has more then a 1-2 kill death ratio then are a noob! example of that would be, 1kill and 30deaths.
by DukeXRion August 28, 2007
by Chevez September 16, 2007
An appropriate, yet annoying way of saying "newbie" in reference to someone who is an unexperienced and unskilled gamer. Most often used by people who have nothing better to do than play video or computer games for most of their pathetic lives, and are offended by the overconfidence of unproven new comers. "Noob" is a popular word in gamer language. In some instances, exceptionally bad players may be referred to as "boon" or "nub" (but only in rare, extreme cases)
(after getting killed) "you stupid noob!"
or "KTHX PWNED, STFY GFY... NOOB."
or "Damn, AYOUNG is a fucking NOOB dude"
or "KTHX PWNED, STFY GFY... NOOB."
or "Damn, AYOUNG is a fucking NOOB dude"
by barberino June 13, 2005
A person that knows little about something but still argues about it, thinks that he is right but is atually wrong.
In games alot of poor people with little game cash like gp(gold pieaces) are called noobs since they dont know how to get it.
some1 that thinks he's always right but is actually wrong.
uses offencive pointless language.
some1 weak.
In games alot of poor people with little game cash like gp(gold pieaces) are called noobs since they dont know how to get it.
some1 that thinks he's always right but is actually wrong.
uses offencive pointless language.
some1 weak.
noob: "L01, i 0vvn u s0 stfu"
pro: "soz but i got better things to do..."
noob: "scared?! LMAO LOLOOLLLOL, thts rite, walk away."
pro is pissed off and fights the noob without the word.
noob got owned.
pro: "sad."
pro: "soz but i got better things to do..."
noob: "scared?! LMAO LOLOOLLLOL, thts rite, walk away."
pro is pissed off and fights the noob without the word.
noob got owned.
pro: "sad."
by IFON May 06, 2009