Mutt

A Mutt is a person who is a real lowlife, degenerate piece of shit who just never does anything right... The common Mutt can be found in OTB and the local bagel store buying lotto tickets every day of their lives and losing every dollar they have... Another type of Mutt will be high or drunk 247 and try to operate and have a normal life but wind up doing "Mutt" things... A Mutt can easily be spotted... Another type of "Mutt" is a person who is very ugly and has a really dirty bum status appearance to him...

- That Mutt buys a lotto ticket every day and has never won a dollar... You might as well give him the ticket already ripped up!
- This Mutt over here looks like his mother and father were brother and sister... What a fuckin sick mutt!
- This fuckin Mutt parked and took up both spots!... Fuckin mutt cock sucker!!!

by mybrudderbilly January 26, 2011

Mattress Tag

A slang term for fucking

So you and Heidi played some mattress tag?

by Toketo December 19, 2008

muttdog

A white chick who digs minorities.

"Hey, Bojangles...Ashley is such a muttdog".
"Yeah, man...that's wack. Hear she's going after Miguel".

by Orgen10 March 25, 2011

knocking shop mattress

An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc

See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.

by chris ord August 31, 2006

Tutt-mutt

A word deviated from the same source as tutty eg: tuttsicle, going on the translation of the gujurati (indian dialect)word tutty meaning: shit

Tutt-mutt is dog shit, get it?.....tutt being: shit and mutt: well thats obvious! The word tutty has been ever evolving for me and my bro jem and this is the most recent creation...found in Spain on holiday.

by Eli Russell April 2, 2005

set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

by odie74 June 28, 2017

mattressing

An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).

Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.

"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"

"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"

"aight"

"beer me"

by jimmiboy February 8, 2006