Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.

While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.

by Ciggie Smalls May 27, 2011

Ur brother grew up to be ur muther

Only used as a last weapon vs all others

Dan: Your mom gay
Stan:Ur Dad lesbian
Dan:No Ur granny a Tranny
Stan:Wah no Ur sister a mister
Dan: No U
Stan: Woah You caused this bro ur dead
Dan: Do it pussy you wont
Stan: Ur brother grew up to be ur muther
Dan: Instantly collapes into a black hole and while still alive every partical around him hits him

by T10 Titan March 20, 2018

muterate

moobley woobley wack tack

wham dam wom wozzle, muterate.

by Gharglar March 16, 2004

muriel

1. a name for woman with a moustache (FRIENDS, both jennifer's and ross's aunt is named muriel with a moustache)

2. a sissy man

Look how ugly that Muriel is! She should shave her French stache!

by Bejamin Franklin January 18, 2011

mute

1.definately!
(to be said instead of "def" or "fo shizzle")

"My math professor is mute hot!"

-or it can also be used by itself

"You comin to the party tonight?"
"Mute!"

by KiP December 10, 2003

muteeb

A idiotic kid who is a show-off and will never find love. He is a dumb shit who has no real friends

You are such a muteeb.
He’s acting kind of like a muteeb.

by Anonymous12329 June 27, 2019

Muriel's Wedding

Quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. Watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)

A general feeling of revulsion.

An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA

Violent projectile vomiting

Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.

Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)

Viewer: (Watches Muriel's Wedding)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)

by ether75 September 9, 2010