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Missouri Hot Tub

This is when a man gets in a bathtub with a woman, where both take a shit (diarrhea preferred) in the tub. They proceed to have sexual intercourse in the water amongst the low viscus excretion. After the dead is done, both take turns sipping the bath water with a straw.
"Hey bro, did you see the game last night?"
"No. I was too busy giving this kind young lady a Missouri Hot Tub."
"Wow, you are so cool. I want to do that too and spread this phrase to all my friends n family."
by Fuck Yourself November 13, 2014
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Missouri Oil Driller

Before having sex first the lady will take an exessive amount of laxatives. Next the gentleman will prosition her into the pile-driver position and then start banging her ass. Eventually she will have to take a shit, you keep on going until the last minute. When you pull out there will be enought pressure behind the shit (probabley diarrhea) that it will exit the ass looking like when a someone strikes oil.
Pablo: Damn, Karen's a nasty girl. Last night we were doing the Missouri Oil Driller when I pulled out, she aimed at me and I got drenched.

Ramon: That will happen.
by Hyman Rothstein May 29, 2011
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Muso

Muso is a derogatory term for musicians, typically used by sound engineers.
"Fucking Musos showed up late, missed the sound check and then tried to tell me I wasn't mixing the bass loud enough."
by BurbanIctionary June 28, 2014
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messosexual

The dirty-boy look of the late nineties: messy hair, flubble, smart casual... the works.
No two in their right minds, can argue that Brad Pitt is the messosexual of the world. Now he changed all of that.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Benito Mussolini

Pissed-off Italian dude.
Benito Mussolini... why you so angry? Is it because all of your women are so hairy? Have a meatball.
by copernicusmike September 16, 2007
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Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents
Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
by jdan916 June 10, 2011
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bolivar, missouri

A small city in Missouri that has more churches than stop signs. Seriously, the rule of 3 applies to churches in this shithole. Good luck if you're gay or liberal.
I went to Bolivar, Missouri and they damn near crucified me because of my Metallica shirt.
by Ralynnchel June 28, 2017
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