christian

Believes there's a man in the sky... what more is there to say?

Christian: I'm a Christian

Non-christian: Dude... that sucks

Christian: Wha-? It's not a disease, if that's what you think.

Non-christian: *sobs* I'm so sorry!

by copernicusmike September 06, 2007

Jew

Jews are whiter versions of white people... they're smarter, with shitier hand-eye coordination.

Hi, I'm Jewish. Let me help you with your taxes.

by copernicusmike September 06, 2007

Benito Mussolini

Pissed-off Italian dude.

Benito Mussolini... why you so angry? Is it because all of your women are so hairy? Have a meatball.

by copernicusmike September 06, 2007