muffin cartel

A ethnically diverse group of nerds that take muffins and fill them with benzoylmethylecgonine, and redistribute them to the poor and homeless.

The muffin cartel satisfies my benzoylmethylecgonine rush for free.

by Pheeder the Leedler November 22, 2013

Muffin Rage

Muffin rage is what we feel when there is a vast chasm between our actual needs and what another person or an institution thinks we need. - Credited to Jillian Horton, MD

We were burned out, over-worked, and under-paid. Then the administration gave us a plate of muffins as a thank you. All I felt was muffin rage.

See also: Pizza Fury

by Reflecting back December 12, 2021

muffin pan

A girl who wants all orifices filled...at once.

Stay away from that muffin pan, she's nasty.

by Justin888 January 2, 2009

muffin fluffin’

When you purposely wear a pair of low-rider jeans so tight so that you have to pull your glutes up and out, arranging or fluffing them into position.

That perfect muffin top look is the result of some expert muffin fluffin’, I am sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Rag-a-muffin

1. One who looks a bit like a homeless person.
2. One who does not comb their hair.
3. One who wears old beat-up cloths.
4. Someone who is physically a mess.

Sally would look like a total rag-a-muffin till she bathed, did her hair and put on clean cloths.

by AaronS February 23, 2007

cuddle muffin

a: A large muffin that is shared as a snack before a cuddling session.

b: An adorable subject of physical attraction; someone you would love to cuddle with.

c: A regular cuddlebuddy.

I'll be stopping by whole foods to pick up some cuddle muffins for the party tonight.

Look at her, she's such a cuddlemuffin.

He's my cuddlemuffin.

by Zendau May 27, 2008

shag muffin

It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!

Person A: You're such a shag muffin!

Person B: Thanks!

by lil_sis January 22, 2006