Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.
Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."
by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010
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guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009
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Man I've seen some good porno in my day. .but you need to go check out new York cock Exchange (black monday) it's the best!
by Potentialwasted July 9, 2015
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"What's Marathon Monday?"
"It's the day we all get drunk and run a marathon."
"Let's skip the marathon part and call it a holiday!"
"It's the day we all get drunk and run a marathon."
"Let's skip the marathon part and call it a holiday!"
by Smantz0r April 14, 2009
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by ramablow April 22, 2011
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Bob: You ready for Manic Monday?
Joe: I've always been more of a Thirsty Thursday person, but I'm up for a new challenge!
Joe: I've always been more of a Thirsty Thursday person, but I'm up for a new challenge!
by carcar123123387 August 21, 2012
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