Mountain Lakes

Mountain Lakes is a beautiful town full of rich white people. There are a handful of asians and jews, but basically no black or hispanic people.

Sports are number one in Mountain Lakes. Everybody plays two sports for most of their childhood. One of those sports must be lacrosse. The other is usually swimming or soccer.

It's called Mountain LAKES because there are lakes all over town that kids swim in during the summer and skate on in the winter. Birchwood and Island Beach are the main summer hangouts.

The public schools are really good.

Since it is a small town, gossip flies at the speed of light. By midday, every one of your friends will have known what you did last night.

Lakers love their town and have extreme patriotism to ML. If asked to choose two colors, the first ones that come to mind will no doubtably be blue and orange.

Don't judge Lakers. They get better when they grow up.

Mountain Lakes is located in New Jersey.

by shoesforafrica January 1, 2012

Mountain Ridge High School

Formerly Beall and Westmar. In Frostburg, MD AKA the burg. Two laid back schools come together to make an institutionalized conservative prison. The students are all cool usually, football is the shit and the ridge isn't nearly as stupid as Ft. Hill or Alco

The women at the mountain ridge high school are fine as hell and the guys are cool and laid back, but all the teachers and principals make me wanna start a riot, given a chosen few. Lucky i got shit to look forward to on friday nights and parties or i wouldnt be their.

Wait i dont have it as bad as those fags from cumberland.

by Just waitin for college October 13, 2008

mountain oyster

most likely originated in Australia or new Zealand, due to one of the main livestock being a sheep

A sheep's testicles

You can't eat mountain oysters...unless you're into that.

by ikayama October 10, 2004

Mountain Dew

Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.

Revenuers are on their way, best hide the Mountain Dew.

by dewd November 17, 2005

mountain dew mdx

the marketing strategy used to sell flat mountain dew

Hey dude, does this Mountain Dew MDX taste like anything to you?

Yea, old Mountain Dew without the fizz.

by DOMitus Prime November 24, 2006

Mountain Dew

A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.

although Jolt cola has more caffeine.

by AYB April 8, 2003

Mountain Dew

A specially designed pop drink that gamers tend to drink.

I eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew when I play video games.

by bitstripslang September 21, 2016