by BIG-D October 23, 2003
Get the Morehead mug.A quaint little towne where, one would assume not much goes on. But in fact, the opposite would be correct.
Nights spent upon the main avenue can be quite dangerous for those who are not prepared. Gangs of wild ruffians do roam but one can easily fend them off with some wity banter.
The senior house of education is a well honered plae to attend if, you don't mind large taxes on your earnings. Some may say the women of the school happen to be increadibly flirtatious others say they are well endowed with large bosoms. The professors run a tight ship making sure our education is of the highest quality.
The Anglo-Saxon race is the majority while other lesser races do sparsely populate the towne.
The shopping district on the main avenue does contain many fine eateries but the stores are begining to show their age.
Now for the parts of Moorestowne that cause woe. The towne does contain a large criminal underbelly. They normally won't bother you unless you don't pay their protection fines. But fret not! A large swathe of their lairs of evil have been desposed of by the towne's constables. The towne's constables do seem a bit gruff but over time one will learn to cherish their existence after they save you from some of the townes famous rowdy ragamuffins.
In clonclusion the towns is a nice place to live as long as you come prepared with knowledge and coin.
Nights spent upon the main avenue can be quite dangerous for those who are not prepared. Gangs of wild ruffians do roam but one can easily fend them off with some wity banter.
The senior house of education is a well honered plae to attend if, you don't mind large taxes on your earnings. Some may say the women of the school happen to be increadibly flirtatious others say they are well endowed with large bosoms. The professors run a tight ship making sure our education is of the highest quality.
The Anglo-Saxon race is the majority while other lesser races do sparsely populate the towne.
The shopping district on the main avenue does contain many fine eateries but the stores are begining to show their age.
Now for the parts of Moorestowne that cause woe. The towne does contain a large criminal underbelly. They normally won't bother you unless you don't pay their protection fines. But fret not! A large swathe of their lairs of evil have been desposed of by the towne's constables. The towne's constables do seem a bit gruff but over time one will learn to cherish their existence after they save you from some of the townes famous rowdy ragamuffins.
In clonclusion the towns is a nice place to live as long as you come prepared with knowledge and coin.
"I say my fellow do you know of a nice place to make my way in life?"
"Why, yes good sir I do know of such a place, the towne of Moorestowne. But heed this warning, try not to trifle with the dangerous outlaws that inhabit portions of the towne"
"Why, yes good sir I do know of such a place, the towne of Moorestowne. But heed this warning, try not to trifle with the dangerous outlaws that inhabit portions of the towne"
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by ToshibaMurder666 October 16, 2008
Get the More Paullete mug.An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.
by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009
Get the More Jam Than Hartley's mug.Crusty old English woman. Likes to travel loads, often seen inhabiting the old colonies such as Australia (until immigration realise their mistake and kick her out). Frequents watering holes daily, whilst their drinks like a fish, flirts with bar tenders and leaves with men in skinny jeans (who are all often seen skinny dipping late at night). Refers to pants as suit trousers and undies as pants.
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