The act of touching anothers genitals when they don't want you to. Often happens when they don't expect you to. Minge basing can be either above or below the clothing, however actual physical contact earns more respect from your peers (and a stronger slap from the victim).
by Pirate Iain February 12, 2004

A lady who is in trouble, or up the creek without a paddle.
Also refers to the physical reference of the height of something.
Also refers to the physical reference of the height of something.
Mary was minge deep in the new merger, she really was touching cloth as to whether it would go ahead.
Mary was minge deep in the snow. Her nunni was close to freezing point.
Mary was minge deep in the snow. Her nunni was close to freezing point.
by Scarypanther51 September 26, 2013

A thick butter like secretion that forms between the thighs of a morbidly obese individual during strenuous cardiovascular activity. More prominent during periods of warm, humid weather.
Can also resemble custard.
Can also resemble custard.
by CuntLord26 February 3, 2023

by Father of many December 16, 2017

Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.
by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011

A mixture of Coolio and Minge forming a phrase used as a warning before hitting something out of ones hands.
by Matthew Hamster June 15, 2014

A prolonged period of time at a music festival can cause a great deal of sweating, drinking; therefore urinating and exposure to mud and piss-filled pints of beer.
The combination of these things can lead to a rather unpleasent aroma developing in the vaginal area; an odour which will remian for the duration of the festival due to the lack of adequate showering and general hygiene facillities.
Thus, girls may suffer from the well known phenomenon termed "a muddy minge".
The combination of these things can lead to a rather unpleasent aroma developing in the vaginal area; an odour which will remian for the duration of the festival due to the lack of adequate showering and general hygiene facillities.
Thus, girls may suffer from the well known phenomenon termed "a muddy minge".
Deeksy- "Fucking hell. I shagged this girl at Leeds Fest last year but I refused to go down on her."
Some guy- "Why man?"
Deeksy- "She had a right muddy minge!"
Some guy- "Why man?"
Deeksy- "She had a right muddy minge!"
by BeefQuarmby January 30, 2010
