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Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.
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Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.
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Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.
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thoroughly impressive, ultimately luxurious, extraordinarily large and/or thoroughly amazing and astounding that words can't seem to do it justice.
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Aaron Spelling's house in Beverly Hills is midgethorse.
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Dolly Parton's gritstits are midgethorse.
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Alan Greenspan's brain is midgethorse but I think he smokes too many glogs.
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