Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on

Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn

by Oreodave January 11, 2020

crim midget

A midgetized midget

Mollie was walking down the street when she accidentally kneed a crim midget

by Frugglenug September 7, 2014

Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.

We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.

by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019

the midget spinner

A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.

-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday

by SavageBoi12345 August 16, 2017

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

pipsqueek midget

a very small, and weak person, who can be messed with by anyone other than other pipsqueek midget's

look at the pipsqueek midget, its so funny how it tries to be stong and tall!

by Jsshadow May 24, 2018

Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.

You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….

by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019