Midget love

2 small people who love each other very much,They are soulmates and they are both

did you see Liam and Audre Marie's Midget love is amazing

by Kimber-dek hater March 07, 2022

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midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta March 20, 2018

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Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady April 01, 2019

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long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.

why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.

by WafersYed February 24, 2018

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midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.

We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.

by PureBlood1 February 17, 2015

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