Freddie Mercury

The greatest performer who ever lived

"omg he's talented, gay and has a moustache, it's Freddie Mercury from Queen!!!"

by RyleelovesCarsonUwU June 29, 2020

lynn mercury

Main character in the best fan fiction, game theory. Lynn Mercury is your daring, feminist, idealist who only wants to get into the Portland thorns. So when the chance arises to ditch her home for the opportunity to go pro, leaving behind her UCLA soccer team and her persuasive ex-fling, Lynn takes off to London and quickly falls into routine with seventeen boys, a sexually active roommate, and a coach that could easily make David Beckham feel insecure.

“Who’s your favorite character from game theory?”
“Lynn Mercury, she’s a goddess!”

by Nialls wife <3 February 9, 2021

Freddie Mercury

The talented person in history

My Friend: Freddie Mercury is overrated
Me: kys

by PercyIsHeadBoy February 20, 2021

One-eyed Freddie Mercury

When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.

*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."

by Pierre Haunt May 8, 2018

Merriam

(noun) The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

I totally defined merriam as the length between a man's anus and scrotum!

~ Cyanide and Happiness 05/10/2008

by Jacko Xmas May 10, 2008

Merr

merr is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, a consonant and a vowel.
it can be used in a sentence or on its own.
you can say it for different lengths or different volumes to change meaning. it is also a question and an answer.

it is one of the most versatile words of its kind

it is also heavily used amongst the abercrombie and fitch worker population

-how was work at abercrombie and fitch today?
- merr

by AnF_Dancer April 15, 2011

Merrick and Rosso

Merrick Watts And Tim Ross = Best comedians in present time.

Hilarious

The boys are hilarious!

by George Wallace 5th September 18, 2003