medussa

A woman who is beautiful and seems nice, but is truly a bitch.

That chicken was hot but was a real medussa after we dated.

by clit stich December 5, 2014

Wangus Meenus

1) Undersized, unimpressive male reproductive organs.

2) Small meat.

That waitress told me that the chef has Wangus Meenus. I don't know how he can live with small meat.

by sam ward June 15, 2007

The Medusa

When you incase your penis in cement, and then you stick your cemented penis into a female's vagina.

I just finished giving my girl The Medusa, she was knocked out cold after that, maybe i should check on her?

My penis suffered severe burns from giving my girl The Medusa last night.

Me and my girlfriend were talking about The Medusa. Later that night, while I was sleeping, my Girlfriend put my dick in cement, and she told me to give it to her rock hard, little did I know that I was about to rock her world with my cemented dick.

by Maybewewillcome? August 6, 2016

No short mens for me

In a deleted scene from "The Late Afternoon Show with Brando Cerrone", an extra is shown with her face cut off frame indecisively saying the sentence : "No short mens for me" for an 80's dating TV segment.

-Why did you swipe left on this guy? He's cute!
-No short mens for me

by amiracaca November 15, 2019

Manus Dei

Fancy way to call someone an idiot

Quit being such a Manus

by Gekko July 15, 2003

Manus

An anus attached to any manly mans anus that eats real manly meals!

Jim: "I wish I had a Manusaurus Rex like Bob over there."

Bob: "Hello there chaps! would you scoot from the loo so I can take a big manly pooh?"

Jim: No prob bro.

Bob: *tood'OLoOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*

by Manboob Ultimate! May 29, 2011

Manussy

any mans anus the second he gives it up to anal sex.

Gilbert finally gave in to his friend Shawn and now has a manussy.

by opalglassman March 13, 2009