Medic Girlfriend

A type of TF2 player who only plays the Medic class and exclusively heals one person, refusing to heal anyone else. Whether or not they're a girl or the heal target's s/o is irrelevant, as the behavior of only healing one player is what earns them this moniker.

Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.

Engie (Voice): MEDIC!
Medic Girlfriend (Voice): No!

by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023

FTC Medication

The special medication obtained "from the car"

Bob is getting his FTC medication for his nose.
Bob is agro again, he must have run out of his FTC medication
Yes, Barbara, I will be bringing some FTC Medication to Stevens party

by UhWaitWhatHUH? November 16, 2020

Medical Taste

It's otherwise known as "fent-a-nyl" or "fenty"... Refers to that A+ good shit

Damn bro that's that *medical taste*

by Immfkshtup August 26, 2021

Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.

My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.

by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021

medically thirsty

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.

I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!

by rottenhana November 22, 2011

Medical Assistant

The doctors personal assistant.

M.A. for short

MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS

by Yourfavedoctor1 January 13, 2023

Medicant

medical insurance that is free from the government that can't seem to pay your medical bills; also known as Medicare/Medicaid

Patient: "I got medicant"
ER: "Then we can't"

by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023