making johns

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.

"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."

by LBK! of CIC December 11, 2006

Making Put

Pretending or wishing you were making out. Can also refer to doing anything romantic or sexual.

So I was in this alley making put with this girl and it was pretty great. Just making put. I make put all the time. I make put when I'm tired, I make put when I'm bored, I make put when I'm eating.

by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

Mealing on Hoes

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."

Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.

by KW19 September 7, 2009

Meatini

A variation on the traditional Martini where an "Au Jus" sauce is substituted for the vermouth. Tastes best with Vodka rather than Gin, though both are acceptable.

A seared beef cube can be added as an optional garnish.

"Mmm, this Meatini is delicious"
"Gosh, only real men would drink such a drink, let us sleep together immediately!"

by Beerio December 30, 2009

Making Knees

Rubbing knees with another person in a manner alluding to sexual attraction.

"Dude, he was totally making knees with Roxy. I think he wants to bone her!"

by actual-size September 14, 2013

Making nylon

When one ejaculates into one's bath water after a nifty tub-wank. The resultant mess of 'man-made' thread like matter is akin to nylon.

I was making nylon in the bath and needed to take a shower afterwards as it clung to my body when I drained the water.

by Brenda.Rukken May 1, 2016

making bove

The physical act of making sensual butt sex.

My girlfriend was undergoing monthly construction so I asked her if she was interested in making bove with me instead.

by Jublia November 20, 2016