Muppet Meatlocker

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018

Muppet

Someone who is a fucking retard and a thick fuck ...

The word muppet is trademarked by Kieran.C

by Farquad12345 September 9, 2020

Man Muppet

A guy who gets fisted.

you'll never get any friction with him - he's a Man Muppet.

by GLM11 August 13, 2011

Montreal Muppet

When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog

My girl came over and asked for a Montreal Muppet.

by Nick Pee March 22, 2019

Uncultured Muppet

An insulting name you can call someone when you don't want to be too mean but when you want to make sure they know that you think they're an idiot. many people may ask why you would use the Muppets good name in such a way, but seeing as there are good and bad Muppets their arguments are invalid.

now you know this definition so you can avoid looking like an Uncultured Muppet in future conversations

by WrDdMaStEr June 21, 2021

Muppet Face

A condition that occurs to a middle-aged woman’s face where features become more Muppet-like. Characterized by fat over the eyelids, and a very straight thin lipped unhappy appearance. Usually accompanied by duller hair and skin color.

Clariise used to really a hottie. Now she has turned into just another muppet face bitch.

by jumpin george September 13, 2013

Muppet Necking

Shoving your hand so far up her ass you use her like a muppet.

She really enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much, for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018