Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.

"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Super Magical Violet Tornado

An attack from the show 'SD Gundam Force'. This move is the Signature Attack of Zero the Winged Knight.

It sends an immense gust of wind mixed with violet petals to blow his enemies away. Can be combined with Captain's Soul Drive Punch and Bakunetsumaru's Bakunetsu Tenkyoken

Zero: Super Magical Violet Tornado!

*Zaku soldiers get blown into the next country*

by Protosaber 363 March 6, 2010

Six Magical Words

-Shut
-The
-Fuck
-Up
-You
-Cunt

Tell me those six magical words.

by MYYpseudonym June 15, 2021

The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)

the magical boon just killed zach

by Magicalboon March 13, 2025

The Super Magical Eight

a groupe of 8 people consisting of three astronomical girls and five orgasmic boys. The girls and one of the boys are the only ones that know about this group, but eventually, the whole eight will know. People are very jealous of this group of hotties. You could compare them to the movie "Normal Adolescent Behavior" except, they do not do crazy sexual acts with all of them at once.

"I wish i was in The Super Magical Eight, then I'd always have someone to hang out with. They're so lucky that they are the coolest people ever, and they don't even have to try!"

"Yeah, but if you were in TSM8 then it would be TSP9, and that just couldn't work."

*sighs in mourning her loss of orgasmicastronominality by being rejected from the supermagical eight*

by emcubed July 3, 2008

dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024