Farmhouse Mature

Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'

Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit

by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009

Pre-mature fag

Term used to define an individual with a lower sense of "maturity". Offensive phrase used against a character described or labeled as a "motherfucker". The weaponry that these individuals habitualy use are sedimentary rocks and comedical phrases that generaly dont make sense and or doltish.

Omar is such a pre-mature fag.

by darknight823 January 29, 2009

Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.

"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."

by Slothguy August 24, 2009

midnight maruders

Dope name to call your graduation squad.

Midnight maruders is being defined:
"Hey dudes, we should probably call ourselves something cool".
"Yeah man, let`s call ourselves midnight marauders!"
"Yeah, sick name bro".

by samdame January 15, 2017

maguder

A conuder

Go look at conuder maguder

by runninglikeaboss January 9, 2014

mantude

when a man gets all bitchy and gets a 'tude'. like male PMS basically. don't tell him that though, it only makes it worse.

Kevin' so cranky, I think he's got major mantude right now

by queen of derpland April 25, 2015