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Hoover maneuver

When you are having one of these oral sex or sex and you cum on the ground and pick your bitch up by her bottom legs and rub her face in it like a vacuum cleaner.
Dude at work last night chode nose gave steven a hoover maneuver.
by skull fucker69@pgt4life March 15, 2010
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Hoover Maneuver

(v. or n.)

v. to have sex doggy-style with a woman on the floor and then proceed to push her face across the carpet until rug burn occurs

n. the act of pushing a girl's face across the rug as to cause rug burn while having doggy-style sex
v. Lisa's face was so red after I Hoover Maneuevered her across the floor (all night long).

n. After I give her the Hoover Manuever, she'll need a new face.
by The Franchise January 25, 2005
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Sweet Dream Maneuver

an act of revenge wherein the victim has his or her pillow cases turned inside out, filled with male ejaculate then turned back to their normal side with the intent of having him or her sleep with their face down in sperm. This maneuver is also highly effective if the applicant inserts his genitals within the pillow case then cums within it without reversing the case. Generally reserved for prepubescent pranks or immature or hateful ways of telling a loved one how you feel.
Mark: "So how did you tell her that you wanted to get the divorce? that had of been a really difficult conversation with Carol, your wife."

John: "I've been letting the sweet dream maneuver give her the news for the last 2 years of our relationship"
by Mrs. Smith- Tucson January 2, 2009
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Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver

n. For a male to chunk marshmallows into a woman's anal cavity, then proceed to have anal intercourse with her until ejaculation. The fecal-laced marshmallow mixed with semen will pour out. The male then paints her face with it.
I pulled the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver on her and she looked like a brownish snowman! Ha! Ha!
by Stan Winston January 21, 2006
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Hoover Remover Maneuver

When you slap a chick off your dick to get her to stop suckin it
Example: get off bitch! or I'll use the hoover remover maneuver. Keeps the pimp hand strong!
by pbagz September 25, 2009
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Picard Maneuver

What Jean Luc Picard Does whenever danger is around ,Disapears in to his ready room.
Well he is French after all!
Riker: Sir we are surrounded by Romulans!
Riker: sir?
Riker: Where's the Captain?
(INTERCOM): No1 I am in my ready room drinking Tea ,you deal with it!
Data :The Captain has performed the Picard Maneuver
by James T Kirk June 1, 2006
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The Maneuver

When banging a girl, the act of pulling back on your nutsack to get you more thrust.
So I was taggin' this hoe from the back last night and I pulled the maneuver on her.
by GBone99 September 6, 2010
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