Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015

Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018

Suck my balls

Some body is sucking your balls

Lololooloololooloolololoolo

Suck my balls tummy

by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019

Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case

Jazz “ They Took My Balls”
Me “Ofc they would”

by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020

Pop my balloon

When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.

This guy really wants to pop my balloon *kinky*

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 6, 2020

breaking my balls

When your coach is an absolute BADASS and he playfully gives you a rough time in training but all in the spirit of good fun and competition

Damn dude the coach keeps breaking my balls!

by Moylestorr March 1, 2021