messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo

Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!

by notnops January 15, 2008

mossybondo

Same as curtled cooter. A vagina that has a foul smell. This word is used by women in Southern Illinois.

That old lady has mossybondo!

by Real Talk SI August 7, 2020

mossycxbble

mossycxbble is a tiktoker who got popular from their drawings. However, they slowly posted less drawings and then proceeded to post just some dumb ass content ( we still love them though )
- Alex

“Have you heard of mossycxbble?”
“Who are they?”
“They’re a cool and funny tiktoker who’s relatable”

by anonymous March 25, 2021

mossip

Gossiping amoung guys. Guys often stand quietly while listening to girls giggle and talk drama but later do the same thing with the guys they're in a bromance with.

Emily: "Hey, did you hear about Rick getting Julie pregnant?"
Megan: "OMG, no! That's crazy, she seemed like such a church girl."
-Dylan stands quietly as if he doesn't care.- *bell rings*
Dylan" Yo dude, I heard Julie and Rick did it"
Carl "WOAH, are you kidding me, she's going out with Ryan."
Julie "Stop with the mossip, It's a rumor."

by *xoxoxo* April 19, 2010

Messy Alejandro

when someone slobbers all over their partners face when french kissing.

ahh man i gave my girl a messy alejandro and she LIKED it!

by SONOTWHOYOUTHINKITIS July 4, 2011

messyge

a message that causes a lot of mess, e.g. bad news, unpleasant surprise

Tom: Any messages from J.D.?
Frank: Yeah, one messyge only.
Tom: Messyge?
Frank: Yeah, we're goint to face a lot of trouble, man.

by KurtSteinerPL March 1, 2014

Messy Kitchen

To have a mess of baby hairs on the back of your neck and top of your forehead.

"Damn!!! Look at that females messy kitchen! She needs to fix them edges!"

by Ialreadyknow September 27, 2014