by Dave September 23, 2003
Get the milf mug.v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.
When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.
When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.
"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"
"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"
"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"
by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007
Get the milf shopping mug.Type One: A Granola MILF, or a MILF that enjoys the outdoors and eats particularly healthy.
Type Two: A lactating MILF, who has recently given birth.
Type Two: A lactating MILF, who has recently given birth.
Dude, did you check out that chick on the hiking trail, she was a total Soy MILF.
Dude, did you see that babe at the day care center, she was a complete Soy MILF.
Dude, did you see that babe at the day care center, she was a complete Soy MILF.
by The original Soy MILF January 31, 2010
Get the Soy MILF mug.by Gwenzo December 5, 2007
Get the milf mug.The traces of milk that come out of a MILF's nipples when you give her tits a good squeezing and sucking. This generally happens for up to 4-5 years after they have given birth.
I just love it when my MILF girlfriend keeps lactating. When I suck her gorgeous little titties and see that white creamy milf juice come out it makes me want to spunk up all over her chest.
by Lee 'scratch and sniff' Perry October 9, 2006
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by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009
Get the milf mug.Mothers In Loving Families. This is what you say if your wife or girlfriend asks what MILF stands for.
Sarah: Hey, what's MILF stand for?
You: Oh, uh, Mothers in Loving Families.
Sarah: Oh, isn't that sweet.
You: Oh, uh, Mothers in Loving Families.
Sarah: Oh, isn't that sweet.
by tmp2361 March 21, 2009
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