The messy max

Long night of drinking you vomit into her lap while ur licking it up

I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.

by Mysterious mavis February 9, 2025

Messi

the goat 🐐

bro ur a messi at FoRtNITe

by thtoneuglyshortkid September 15, 2021

Messy, stressy, and depressy

When you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so messy, stressy, and depressy! FML.

It sucks but I am just messy, stressy, and depressy.

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Messi

Messi Sucks And Ronaldos The Goa5

Messi Or Should I Say Pessi Is Not The Goat

by CameraWowo August 29, 2023

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

Nigga Messi

Messi portrayed as a black footballer even tough hes white wich makes him a nigger.

Why is Nigga Messi at my door with his cock swinging out?!

by ASDFADFDFDFS January 11, 2024

MessY SnaCK

When a guy suck on a girls crack while shes shitting. and

Harry:hey John

John:hey

Harry:i Gave My girl a Messy Snack.

John: Whats That??

Harry: its WHen................................................................................................................................................................

John: AAAAWWWWWWWW WTFFFF!!!!!!! *throwing up*

by Kj_BlaNk June 21, 2010