punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

Wrestling the mattress

wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress

Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.

by whattheduckfuck May 4, 2014

Mattress chicken

Someone who is mentally deficient.

(Person 1) im gay

(Person 2) mattress chicken

by daddykillaz69420 October 17, 2021

Mattress stomper

When you and your partner are engaging in doggystyle sex, and the males penis accidentally slips into the anus. Then due to the pain, the female partner jumps up and down stomping her feet on the mattress

Last night during sex Tim had an accident and made me a mattress stomper.

by Butt stuff November 21, 2019

Mattress Party

A small Midwest political party lead by an anonymous individual operating under the pseudonym “Rambo”. The mattress party focuses on quality sleep and strong familial relationships. Their most popular advertising campaign parodied the popular “Make America Great Again” slogan and in combination with the popular internet meme “Netflix and chill” to create “Make Netflix and chill Great Again. Although an effective meme, MCCGA failed to promote the mattress party.

I supposed I’d describe myself as a moderate that really enjoys a good night’s sleep.

Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?

by MP Advocate May 14, 2022

Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people

Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."

by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017

Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s

‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’

by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018