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The best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018
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The best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018
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pissy match

when two people go off on each other, yelling and one uping each other, for no common goal expect being pissy.
Jenna and Britt just got into an hour pissy match.
by carter6 July 24, 2017
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mix-match

Variant of mishmash or mish mash, which is a confused mixture
Dang, I can't find a matching pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-matched pair.
by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018
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waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.
Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
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William Matches

A describing word for when a booty call ends in pure hair seamen and icning
I had a William Matches last night with my mum, I rate it.
by The Smeggs December 20, 2019
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match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.
The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass
by Nalothisal June 7, 2019
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